i made a cake what did YOU do today (there’s lemon juice on my laptop screen i can’t stop noticing it) (eifjwiefjef)
anyway look at this cheesy-ass smooth pose whaaaat
a bird just flew into my kitchen window
i checked to see if he’s okay but he flew away
the key lime bundt cake is in the oven
xandizzle: you've already got two bundts in your pants
the flaw in this is that i am not wearing pants right now
does anyone have any bundt cake recipes they’d recommend because i wanna bake
patrice is literally the best character in how i met your mother sorry i’m absolutely correct
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